A Jar of Fucks to Give (30 in each jar)

We live in an era where we see shortages of food, goods, and services, but these aren't the only things Americans are running low on. The #1 thing crumbling our nation is the shortage of fucks to give. Studies have shown that the average American only has 1-2 fucks in their possession at any given time, and those seem to go quickly. Luckily, we have found a solution. We are growing and harvesting fucks here in the US, and they are finally ready to ship to you! This jar contains approximately 30 fucks for you to pass along to those who you think need them most, OR keep them for yourself in case of an emergency! This jar full of fucks is the very thing you didn't know you needed!

3.5" Mason Jar with lid